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[b-i-ngo]

Mmrrrrpp mrp mrpmm

[nyaskitten]

Meow

Mrowwww

[siphoklansan]

How I picture their first meeting (/hj)

———

She tapped the fellow prefect on the shoulder.

“You seem troubled, Miss Siphok. Is there anything I can do to help you with that?”

She was surprised. Despite being in Ramshackle for this long, she had never seen her before. She didn’t know how she knew her name either.

“...Who are you?” She asked the girl unknown to her.

Instead of replying at first, the girl before her simply laughed and then she gave an answer.

“Just someone who keeps an eye on people to make sure they are alright.”

Now she was confused. The girl spoke again.

“But if you need to hear a formal introduction, I am more than pleased to give you one.” She clasped her hands.

“I’m asking you again. Who are you? Why are you here?” She asked the girl.

But she simply smiled and spoke again.

“...My name is Renée Rose Menken, and I look forward to get to know you better, Miss Siphok.”

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(p.s: I also drew a small comic of your ship with Floyd before, but I’m sorry for not showing this. I forgot to take a picture of it... *cries in traditional artist*)

WHDNSOAHDNSOHSKSOSNALAINK💗💞💞 I LOOK FORWARD TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER TOO RENEÉ🥹MY BELOVED- MY CUTE LITTLE SCRUNKLY SHE’S SO PRETYYY???? HELLO?????

AND ALSO WWHHHHAHAAAAAAAAAATTTTT WHAAAAATA⁉️⁉️ WDYM YOU DREW A COMIC OF FLOYD AND ME AAAANSSKKSJSKXOS /POS

[thewinterarcher]

[yumeyumeappleo]

man i just saw some fucked up shit on pinterest i don’t think i’ll ever mentally recover, consider all my remaining innocence diminished

[sadclowncentral]

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[fangs-4-fags]

remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important

[beaft]

do genuinely find it fascinating how indeed.com is like the biggest job-hunting website out there and yet manages to be profoundly useless in every possible way

[b-i-ngo]

me when the when who when that wh

[captainjonnitkessler]

>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

[singinginthecar]

south africa was banned in the olympics in 1964, 1968, 1972, 1976, 1980, 1984, 1988 & 1992. a total of 8 times. for 28 years they didn't set foot in the olympics. you know why? apartheid. apparently the olympics disagreed with the apartheid regime in south africa. russia & belarus aren't allowed to take part in the olympics this year. you know why? because of their involvement in the war in ukraine. several countries throughout history haven't been allowed to participate in the olympics because of various reason from their involvement in war to human rights abuses. now if the olympics aren't blind to all that... why in the world are they blind to what israel has been doing to gaza for the past 10 months? why is a genocidal apartheid nation allowed to participate in the olympics when any other country in its place would've been banned?

[aropride]

interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like

[ravenkings]

[clickityweasel]

had a real life "and everybody clapped" moment and im still reeling. spent the rest of the ride comparing butterfly pics with the old lady next to me trying to identify it